The Goonba Gang
01. Blue: Me.
02. Joey Bag o' Donuts: World's biggest Cubs fan.
03. JumboJolt: Mr. "Chuckyas are Blue".
04. TurtleHippo: Half man, half turtle-hippo, 100% gamer.
05. YogoC: One of Peking University's finest alumni.
06. Blupee: Mr. Hands's biggest fan.
07. Spoge Bop: When he smokes; he pinches back.
08. Bugofcake: His ass has never touched the ramp.
09. DragonDY: Obligatory co-op runner.
10. Superstinkyburps: X-cammer who desperately needs some mouthwash.
11. Jalapiñecone: I know how to pronounce it!
12. Min: He needs age verification to access the FormHub™.
13. Top-hat Manface: I hired him off of Craigslist.
14. Elrevolver385: It means "the revolver."

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